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Enshittify Corp.
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Our expertise

Precision applied to the wrong priorities.

The experts in product degradation and metric reframing deliver institutional outcomes across five core engagement types.

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01

Strategic Product Degradation

Strategic feature removal and quality reduction, calibrated to maximum extraction without triggering immediate churn.

02

Shareholder-Aligned Customer Experience Management

Reduce support costs by making support unreachable. Our proprietary methodology has delivered 71% deflection with no measurable churn impact in the first 18 months.

03

AI Theater Advisory

Convert any AI initiative into a shareholder-facing success story, regardless of underlying performance.

04

Metric Reframing & Reporting Posture

Beautiful visualization of metrics that do not measure outcomes.

05

Portfolio Rationalization Prevention

Protect your most profitable zombie initiatives from internal threats, including auditors, honest employees, and tools that measure actual outcomes.

There is always more to extract.

Your next quarter deserves a different kind of partner.

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